andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

bones-castle-super-who:

amelia—pond-the-girl-who-waited:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

are they all like immortal?

The joke was that they were making a joke for so long a life span went by. It’s the best part of the show!

bones-castle-super-who:

amelia—pond-the-girl-who-waited:

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

are they all like immortal?

The joke was that they were making a joke for so long a life span went by. It’s the best part of the show!

shutupstrax:

And in this gifset I demonstrate to you how I feel after 90% of my conversations